Wire Speak and Yippish Wire

Here is a lesson on speaking Wire

WFT - Wire fox terrier/ Foxy or Foxie (yes we certainly are)

SFT - Smooth fox terrier / Smoothy or smoothie (not the shake though)

BOL - Bark out loud

WOL - Woof out loud

RAIC - Run around in circles

RAICB - Run around in circles barking

ROFB - Roll on floor Barking

LMPO - Laughing my paws off

PU- Paws up

KYPO - Keep your paws off

TMT - Too many treats (What!? - Mum, that is a flat out lie and there is no such thing - forget this one peeps)

KU - Kennel up - I don't personally always love this one but you gotta do what you gotta do

NT - Naughty Terrier - I think this pretty much spells it out

NTC - Naughty Terrier Club founded by Murphy Turner on facebook, the rules of membership are as follows, you must to be a terrier and you must be naughty.  I of course am a member in good standing.

Here are a few other words we like to use:

Pawesome - Well terriers are!  Now aren't they?

Pawtastic - Being fantastic with paws up

Pawdorable -as in "Your WFT is pawdorable"

Terrierific - All terriers are we are created this way

Terriertude - Only terriers have this one - sorry to all my non-terrier canine friends but if you aren't a terrier you don't have it

Terrierlicious - Why thank you we are deliciously handsome

Now as you may know I am Jewish so here are a few of my favorite phrases:

Yippish - This is a Jewish terrier and also the language we bark, whine or yelp

Teriksa - This is a non-terrier or non Yippish canine
Muzzle Tov! and Pawzel Tov! - These phrases are interchangeable, please use them often as in "I just got a nice toy and I am excited to destroy it! Muzzle Tov!" or "I got extra treats today, Pawzel Tov!"

Bark Mitzvah - as in when Mum says "Mortimer what is with the Bark Mitzvah?

Chutzpaw - this is Yippish for of Terriertude

Tpawtchke - Those are my toys not worthless crap so KYPO!

Paw Vey! - as in "Oh my!  I can't believe you just took away my tpawtckes!"

L’pawim - as in "I need to get my paws back on those toys, my life depends on it!"

Pawlom - Yippish for "Hello, Goodbye and Wire Peace."

Pawrah - This is the ancient book of Yippish obedience rules, often refered to but rarely followed by us NTC members.  It is believed that an ancient NT once ate the Pawrah and hence the phrase "My dog ate my homework" is ever popular with school children.

I hope you enjoyed this lesson and I plan on expanding my linguistic skills in the future so check back on my blog.